question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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