so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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