lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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