that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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