I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
do nipples grow back?
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