So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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