I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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