Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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