I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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