at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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