Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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