goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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