I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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