How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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