Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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