I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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