if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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