It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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