I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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