Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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