you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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