which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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