she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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