There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
