remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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