Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Randomize
