We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
that is very illegal...i love you.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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