you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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