I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
