What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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