I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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