guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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