New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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