We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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