ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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