I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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