There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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