So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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