If that was your dad, he is hot
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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