wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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