i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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