Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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