she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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