I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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