my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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