i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You are the jesus of drinking
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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