hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Randomize
