i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The beer is more important than you right now.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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