Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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