go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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