Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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